looking for a decent meal Tonight, I'll have the house specialty octopus. Make it perfect! This isn't just bad… it's an insult to cephalopods everywhere! Do you have a second to discuss your squid??? is there a problem? I caught it fresh just this morning? This 'octopus' is an abomination! You will make me better food! B-but I tried my best, sir! is it just me or does this octopus taste like your mothers ass?? Come on! We're getting fresh ingredients, personally! Fresh? But... I'm a chef, not a fisherman! Hours later, a new culinary adventure concluded with a splash... and a successful catch. gimme the net!! Now *this* is how octopus should taste! Worth every tentacle!